cornelius-dabria's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cool Things 082]

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Pros: Most of the animation was good, small portions of humor

Cons: leet speak is not cool (contrary to popular belief)

I was mislead by the title into thinking that this flash was going to be jam-packed with "cool things" and thus I became excited and giddy as I opened it up. First my ears were assaulted by the horrible speakonia voice, and while I was confused, I still gave you the benefit of the doubt. As I continued to watch I came to the realization that I hadn't as smiled at all. The only mildly funny part was the guy running with the potato dog. I suggest that, with your good animating skills, you find someone with some writing ability to help you out.

psychojester responds:

there was 0 leet speak.
dumb fucker.
if you mean "talkin leik dees , than I teenk j00 m3an enterweb speak, teh lawl, nublet"
thats internetspeak.
and btw. This by 6 people. and is basicly: IMPROVE FLASH.
all parts are made up practically at the spot and send to me when they are finished (1-3 days later on avg.) then I put them all together.

If wanted to do scripts it wouldnt be a Cool Things, the point of this series is PURE randomosity and just a vacation for animators. its an easy way to have some fun while still being creative and constructive.

you should appreciate flash like this, you where in a fucking milano collab.
thats like the same damn thing.
douche.

[The Little Buzzers Ep 2]

Pretty rad

Pros: Smooth graphics, humor, original idea with the voices

Cons: Very few

While that was pretty much a complete waste of my time, I thoroughly enjoyed it. The expression was best part. I enjoyed the guy with the glowsticks. More buzzers I say!

FarFromSubtle responds:

Everything on Newgrounds is a waste of time, that's what makes it so great! Cheers to more Buzzers, stay tuned. ^_-

[The Broccoli Collection]

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Pros: Music (for the drunken flashes) and he killed a bunch of clocks.

Cons: Some of the humour was a bit bland.

Overall it was pretty entertaining. A talking piece of broccoli is pretty funny (especially when it doesn't use speakonia voices). I liked the part where the strawberry kept switching his face.

Zictor responds:

I thought the Face changing thing would be funny. But I forgot to do "Fruit Friends with Sprinkles on Top" >.<

[LL - Screen Episode 1]

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Pros: Smooth tweening...

Cons: Music (and of course it had locks)

I am not a fan of locks, but I suppose it did take a certain amount of effort to tween all that so I gave you a 2 for graphics. The style was just like all the other lock/glock/clock movies so I didn't give anything for that. Sound was technically ok, but I wasn't a fan of the music and the voices are not my cup of tea. Humor is all about timing and expression, there is no expression with those voices thus it takes away from anything that might be funny otherwise.

LAVAGASM responds:

"This is a SERIOUS film, if you are looking for COMEDY look elsewhere." Does that look firmiliar? IT SHOULD. My movie isn't comedy, and you obviously didn't even open the movie, or even pay attention to it because otherwise you would know it wasn't a comedy. If you don't like locks/clocks then don't fucking watch the movie in the first place, you know what you were in for when you opened it. You make yourself look like an ignorant asshole when you do something like that.

[GG - Moskau]

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Pros: The pieces of fruit were drawn slightly better than usual

Cons: Had no original style, no humor or plot.

I'm sorry, but all you're doing is ripping off the clock idiots (who make awful flash anyway). I'm sure if you applied yourself you could ripoff someone with actual skill.

RadishGlock responds:

Well that's news for you.

[Cup O' Tea]

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All in all it was pretty awesome.

Just kidding you stupid tools, that was terrible. I gave you a one for graphics because I guess it did require a miniscule amount of effort to tween a fucking fruit-shaped graphic to randomly move around the screen(oh wait...). Clocks are not funny or clever.

BritClock responds:

Oh man, I just saw your movie or "Collab", if you can call it that. And in honesty, YOU have no right to give a bad name to this. ^_^

[LL - Fire and YOU]

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Pros: Music was fun, didn't have the computer-voices

Cons: Story didn't go anywhere

I kept waiting for something to happen (A scene change would've been nice). But then he just caught on fire and stood there for awhile. It might've been funnier had he been able to actually have an expression on his face.

MasterLock responds:

He did have expressions on his face, you just chose not to notice. ;)

[LL - Ban!]

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Pros: Some of the background music seemed ok

Cons: Used those terrible voices.

Can't take 8 minutes of that stupid computerized voice shit. It's awful.

Gregosan responds:

This Lock movie hater made me slit my wrists.

[3 Clockday Shorts]

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pros: The animated tank in the beginning

Cons: Story, most of the graphics, voices, lacked original style.

Would have gotten atleast a 1 if it had had real voice acting.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Fuck you?


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Fuck you.

[ClockDay 2005]

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Pros: Song quality

Cons: It had clocks

I have nothing to say other than "terrible"

ApricotLock responds:

Im sorry you feel that way about Clocks and presumably Locks.