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Pros: Most of the animation was good, small portions of humor

Cons: leet speak is not cool (contrary to popular belief)

I was mislead by the title into thinking that this flash was going to be jam-packed with "cool things" and thus I became excited and giddy as I opened it up. First my ears were assaulted by the horrible speakonia voice, and while I was confused, I still gave you the benefit of the doubt. As I continued to watch I came to the realization that I hadn't as smiled at all. The only mildly funny part was the guy running with the potato dog. I suggest that, with your good animating skills, you find someone with some writing ability to help you out.

psychojester responds:

there was 0 leet speak.
dumb fucker.
if you mean "talkin leik dees , than I teenk j00 m3an enterweb speak, teh lawl, nublet"
thats internetspeak.
and btw. This by 6 people. and is basicly: IMPROVE FLASH.
all parts are made up practically at the spot and send to me when they are finished (1-3 days later on avg.) then I put them all together.

If wanted to do scripts it wouldnt be a Cool Things, the point of this series is PURE randomosity and just a vacation for animators. its an easy way to have some fun while still being creative and constructive.

you should appreciate flash like this, you where in a fucking milano collab.
thats like the same damn thing.
douche.

Pretty rad

Pros: Smooth graphics, humor, original idea with the voices

Cons: Very few

While that was pretty much a complete waste of my time, I thoroughly enjoyed it. The expression was best part. I enjoyed the guy with the glowsticks. More buzzers I say!

FarFromSubtle responds:

Everything on Newgrounds is a waste of time, that's what makes it so great! Cheers to more Buzzers, stay tuned. ^_-

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Pros: Graphics, style, animation, music, humour

Cons: Nothing major

Hurrah for Bitey! More Brackenwood!

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Pros: Style, music, artwork and graphics

Cons: Some of the animation was a bit awkward.

Overall it was fantastic. Stylish and artistic. I thought the main character could look a bit more grizzled but that's just personal preference.

Although, you might want to think about adding some clock-crew stuff if you want to make front page, since Tom has a hard on for those guys(Note for the weak of mind; I'm being sarcastic, clocks are trash).

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Pros: Music in the very beginning

Cons: Very little point

Pretty awful. It might've been pretty good had you gotten rid of the voices and clocks and then rewritten the entire thing and had someone else animate it.

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Pros: Music (for the drunken flashes) and he killed a bunch of clocks.

Cons: Some of the humour was a bit bland.

Overall it was pretty entertaining. A talking piece of broccoli is pretty funny (especially when it doesn't use speakonia voices). I liked the part where the strawberry kept switching his face.

Zictor responds:

I thought the Face changing thing would be funny. But I forgot to do "Fruit Friends with Sprinkles on Top" >.<

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Pros: Monolouge, graphics

Cons: voice audio was a bit dull-quality at times.

Overall it was highly enjoyable. Despite the fact that it was just toilet humor I found it funny and entertaining. It was like the Charles Dickens of toilet humor. I look forward to seeing more monolouge/dialouge from you.

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Pros: Animations, sounf quality

Cons: not many noticeable

Very entertaining and creative. Easily front page material.

2+2=1, Sandwich is an adjective, The capital of Spain is Ohio, Clocks are cool

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