cornelius-dabria's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hello I love you]

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Awful. I don't see how you people don't realize this; you can't have expression with clocks that is why they're so bad. You can't show them doing anything because they're just inanimate objects with clocks instead of a faces, and none of their line delivery is funny because their voices have no expression. How the hell am I suppose to know what they are doing when they have no faces or moving parts and their voices sound like someone hitting a retard over the head with a tin-can? They just sit there and bump around on the screen. Please, quit the clock-shit. If not for NG community then for all that is still holy in the world!

[LL - Screen Episode 1]

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Pros: Smooth tweening...

Cons: Music (and of course it had locks)

I am not a fan of locks, but I suppose it did take a certain amount of effort to tween all that so I gave you a 2 for graphics. The style was just like all the other lock/glock/clock movies so I didn't give anything for that. Sound was technically ok, but I wasn't a fan of the music and the voices are not my cup of tea. Humor is all about timing and expression, there is no expression with those voices thus it takes away from anything that might be funny otherwise.

LAVAGASM responds:

"This is a SERIOUS film, if you are looking for COMEDY look elsewhere." Does that look firmiliar? IT SHOULD. My movie isn't comedy, and you obviously didn't even open the movie, or even pay attention to it because otherwise you would know it wasn't a comedy. If you don't like locks/clocks then don't fucking watch the movie in the first place, you know what you were in for when you opened it. You make yourself look like an ignorant asshole when you do something like that.

[GG - Moskau]

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Pros: The pieces of fruit were drawn slightly better than usual

Cons: Had no original style, no humor or plot.

I'm sorry, but all you're doing is ripping off the clock idiots (who make awful flash anyway). I'm sure if you applied yourself you could ripoff someone with actual skill.

RadishGlock responds:

Well that's news for you.

[Coleoptera Bibliophile]

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Pros: graphics, style, music

Cons: Nothing major I could see.

Obviously there's a political message here, which I usually find annoying in a flash, but this was done in a pretty inoffensive manner since you offset it with humour. It was enjoyable. I found it both humurous and sort of touching at the same time. On one hand the guys head was an elephant, on the other his creator had to do what he did, which is sorta sad.

[JJ - Time Trials 5]

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Pros: It didn't have clocks in it (oh wait...yes it did)

Cons: It had clocks in it

That is one of the most terrible clock movies I have ever seen (and all the clock movies I've seen have been steamy piles of shit). It went nowhere, none of the "animations" (for lack of a better word) were connected in any way. All you did was take clocks and replace their "face"(for lack of a better word) with a star of David. Good job, you somehow managed to be even more unoriginal than the cock crew....I mean clock crew. Don't quit your day jobs.

[LL - Fire and YOU]

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Pros: Music was fun, didn't have the computer-voices

Cons: Story didn't go anywhere

I kept waiting for something to happen (A scene change would've been nice). But then he just caught on fire and stood there for awhile. It might've been funnier had he been able to actually have an expression on his face.

MasterLock responds:

He did have expressions on his face, you just chose not to notice. ;)

[LL - Where Were We?]

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Nothing but terrible. Not only did it have no plot, it had those terrible voices. I cannot believe this got good scores. You morons on newgrounds never cease to amaze.

[LL - Ban!]

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Pros: Some of the background music seemed ok

Cons: Used those terrible voices.

Can't take 8 minutes of that stupid computerized voice shit. It's awful.

Gregosan responds:

This Lock movie hater made me slit my wrists.

[FinalFantasy:Newgrounds 2]

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Pros: Music, style and the fact that the clocks are the bad guy.

Cons: Some of graphics were a bit meh at parts.

I usually don't like sprite flashes, but this entertained me, nice work. (Note: Clocks are indeed the enemy)